From the Osmond Republican Files

From Bennet Cerf’s syndicated column comes this amusing bit about the editor of a weekly who found that some prankster had stolen all the letter “S’s” from his type case. He inserted the following apology in the next issue: “Thome thneaking thcoundrel hath thtolen into our compothing room and thkedadled with all our etheth. We mutht apologithe to our readerth for the inthipid appearance of thith week’th Thenintinel. We would altho like to thtate that if at any time in the yearth to come we thee the dirty thnake in the grath about the premithith, we will thoot him tho full of holeth, he will rethemble a thwith cheethe. Thank you.”